Today I picked Caleb up from his dads house. He was so excited to see me it was great to have him back in my arms. I decided that little man needed new shoes so we stopped at Payless on the way home. I was not sure what size to get him, he is three and has the biggest awkward feet I have ever seen on a little boy. She measured his feet, size 11 1/2! WOW she says! He has big feet. How old is he? I told her he is three and she said Oh my, I thought he was five the way he talks. That was a huge boost in confidence in my parenting abilities. Anyways, Caleb picks out these shoes that light up. As soon as he put them on he says this,"Wow mom! These shoes make me so fast!" Then he begins to run laps around Payless. I try to tell him to stop and he says his shoes wont let him stop. I was glad the lady working thought it was as funny as I did. After Payless I told him we have to go to walmart to get a few things for his lunches for school. Literally a few things! We barely get in the door and he grabs himself and says Oh no mom. I really have to pee. So I leave the basket and head to the bathroom with him. Then he decides it would be a good idea to run ahead of me to the bathroom and go into the mens room. Im trying to stop him but he was at the point of no return. He comes out a little bit later and I asked him if he washed his hands.
"Caleb did you wash your hands?"
"No"
"Why not, thats gross."
"Because he didnt." (as he is pointing to a guy that came out of the bathroom at the same time Caleb did) And do you think the guy heard him? Oh ya, so did about five other people that were standing around us.
Well, it was an interesting and embarrassing day, but I wouldn't change his witty comments for the world!
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